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April 22nd, 2008: 5th Annual Pi Beta Phi Surf Competition Come join The Koala and the rest of UCSD at...
April 9th, 2008: Earth Day Issue Online Just in time for your Earth Day pre-parties, last quarter's Environmental Issue is one of the most high-brow papers we've done in years. And there's still plenty of fellatio on the cover for you eco-terrorists. February 27th, 2008: New Pic of the Month! Entries will be accepted until sometime near March 26th. February 11th, 2008: Koalasmopolitian Distribution Check Out Our Special Valentine's Day Issue...
January 22nd, 2008: Distribution This Week What the fuck?!? 25 years of the Koala?!? December 8th, 2007: 2008 Koala Sloshball Tournament Ladies and Gentleman, December 3rd, 2007: New Holiday 2007 Koala! Happy Kwanukkamas Ev'rybody! November 28th, 2007: New Koala? You're so close you can taste it! Expect a new Koala soon, assholes. Older News can be found in the Updates Section. |
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Nike Pro House Party on 04/26/08
I went to this party with my white-wash Persian friend. My friend told me that he used to hang out with this guy who is hosting the party. The host, who looks like the big guy from Superbad, tells me how much he loves the Koala and that I should write a party review for him. The party consists of all guys except for one hot blonde chi...continues |
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Double the birthday, half the fun at the Sigma Nu house on 01/15/06
It was a joint birthday party at the Sigma Nu house next to Regents lots. So you would think that they would have two kegs. No, they had one (1 star). Twice the women? No (-1/2 star). What they did have was a beer pong table in the gararge (1 star) which held up most of the party throughout the night. Everything was going well and...continues |
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Welcome to The Koala's webpage. If you stumbled across here, you were probably searching for Koala TV porn, or Koala TV Steve York, or Netvideogirls, or Nadia Styles. The Koala is actually a newspaper. We have been around since 1892 when Scripps Institutions of Oceanography opened. We were there to cover many important events in history. When Orville Wright was flying airplanes we were drinking. When World War 2 broke out, we were drinking. When the Euro became a legitimate currency, we found out about it three years later. The Koala has two long traditions. The first is maintaining a staff with a variety of personality disorders. This is paramount. A lesser known tradition is our editors achieving a third place standing in A.S. elections. This can be either viewed one or two ways. Whoa, or Wow! We try to provide a safe and clean atmosphere for normal UCSD students to get drunk (on life) in and write funny stuff. We also are not as dumb as we look, so don't fuck with us. Many famous people have written for The Koala over the years. You might recognize some of these names: Steve Lutz, Tulley Rafferty, Evan Hoovler, Drew Carey, Condoleeza Rice, Bryan Barton, and Brad Kohlenberg. You now have a cookie embedded into your computer that will not go away until 2037. Until then we'll be watching you. The Koala is a student-run humor publication at the University of California, San Diego. We usually publish two issues per quarter, except in the summer. Our issues can be found around campus or digitally in the Archives section. The issues are mostly in PDF format, except of course those in the HTML Archives section. If you've actually read this far, then you must not be intoxicated enough to participate in The Koala. However, if this is simply a lapse in your poor, poor, judgment, and your interest in The Koala has been aroused (possibly by the Koala logo's phallic-like thumb), why not think of joining us? Info on attending a Koala meeting can be found in the Contact Us section. Feel free to download issues, submit a personal or list, leave us feedback in The Forums, and check out our pictures. |
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