Mike Lerner
Roger Revelle College
Koala: What do you thinl of UCSD?
Mike: Last night I got very wasted and that was alright
Koala: What do you want to do at UCSD?
Mike: Meet people, make friends
Koala: What is your goal in life?
Mike: To have a good time, to be happy.
Koala: Are you on any type of drug right now?
Mike: No.
Koala: What do will think of the girls you have met at UCSD?
Mike: So far? (He looks around) Better than average.
Koala: What do you think of your competition?
Mike: My competition?
Koala: Yes. The guys at UCSD
Mike: some good guys. Nice guys.
Koala: Say anything you want about UCSD.
Mike: I'm a freshman. I don't know what the hell is going on. I can't say anything.
Koala: Are you on drugs?
Mike: No. I am not.
Koala: What do you think of Koalas?
Mike: I think Koala Bears are nice, I have not had many personal experiences with them.
Audrey Thompson
Earl Warren College
Koala: How long have you been at UCSD?
Audrey: Three days. |
Koala: What do you think of it?
Audrey: The food is really good.
Koala: Seriously?
Audrey: I haven't formed any ideas.
Koala: What do you think of the men at UCSD?
Audrey: Above average. They're all gorgeous. I plan to find my future husband here.
Koala: What do you think of your competition?
Audrey: It's tough competition.
Alicia Steinhardt
John Muir College
Koala: How is your dorm room?
Alicia: We have a view of the ocean.
Koala: What do you think of UCSD?
Alicia: UCSD is big and confusing. Too many lines. But everyone is friendly.
Koala: What do you think of the Student Center having a wine and cheese reception?
Alicia: I think it would be good.
Koala: What do you think of the guys at UCSD?
Alicia: I haven't met any.
Koala: What do we look like?
Alicia: (Pause)
Koala: Never mind. What do you think of the girls at UCSD?
Alicia: I think there's a lot of competition. A lot of good looking women. |