Fall 1985, Issue 1

Student personals

Barb—Don't you think it's about time for our second party?—your bud

Charlie(aka Chuckles)—Moss and Keeto say hi—Booboo

Ken,Carol,Kathy,Margaret—Thanks for all the fun! This past year was great!Wish me luck in life and I'll visit you next year—David

Karl Q.R.—See you don't have to write about Suzy from Galathea to have a personal printed in the KOALA! Or do you?—your sweetheart

TJ—Happy 20th year and tenth month! Only one more to go!—Love you,NSP—P.S. Now don't tell me that I never send you personals.

If pigs could fly they can go to Europe! Sweetheart have fun in Italy, but watch out for those European women. They like to look at cute butts. You're so sexy!

Quote of the year-First and ten Fuck em again. Congratulations Ace

Bill H.—I'm not really psycho and I'd love to be friends. Keep in touch. Wonder twin powers activate.

Isaac-I feel terrible because I haven't been able to get a hold of you. Thank you for the Baileys. Hove you and I still owe you a dinner.—Luv,SR

What does stress and tequila and mexican food equal? Time to sell the Celica or toss the Toyota.

Ketchup—We must still locate the home of the man with the huge biceps.How did they get that way again? I love you cutie!—Turtle

Sure she'll sit on your face but is it love?

Please put this in the personals—"Danny, I love you so much. You have made me happier than I have ever been."—Forever yours,Julie

Are you satisfied with that Julie?

Pat Mudge—Sorry we missed your fly and got your bug instead. Boy was it dirty.—Sign: The pairs of lips that did it

After typing these personals in for about an hour, I am convinced that the people that go to this school are weird. But hey, who am I to judge a bunch of loony tunes.

Dear Suzi in Gala Thae-As a male member of Challenger, I don't think you are what people make you out to be. Nevertheless, I idolize you and would loveto sink you with my red hot torpedo! Just name the time and place.

WOW! Linda, you have got the most killer body..Can I melt with you soon?

Kelly—I'd do Mazatlan with you again anytime. So where do you want to go on our next vacation?—Gerry

Ratt—Je ne vun pas ce soir vaincre ton corps. Mais nous avons tout L'ete! Jet'aime.—the girl with your shirt.

Hey, where are the subtitles for that last personal

Eric—I totally can't believ you did that! That's sooo tight! W.O.H. I realy saw Chrisitie!—Love the Cromsky Girls

To the BOYS Who are always chi'dAre you learning hard? Or just going for the Tastee Kake and chocolate milk munch? No more of those pqwer hits for us.Love the GIRLS—P.S. Lizard wants paybacks for the massages.

To Susy, Stef, and the Hotel California—You guys are the greatest! Have a no hassles summer. I'm going to miss you.—Jen

Jen— In case you haven't noticed let me spell it out for you THE SUMMER IS OVER.

Hilary K—Hope the "real world" is user friendly!----Zonker

Mark—Que Pasa?—Mi

Andy P.—Please don't go Trojan on us. Hey you know what? Ah sheebah! But who will I cook for? I'll miss you!—Love B.F.

Hey don't miss out. Work for the KOALA. Meeting Monday 10/14 at 4:00 in the production room. You'll never get a chance like this again in your life.

James Green—No denying it now: You are a fricken CURVE BUSTER!! Thank's for all of your help! Ralph—PS Wabbits Wule

Mrs. H--Excuse me but we have a lost and very damaged shoe box that says it belongs to you. Please claim the victim. , Torrey Pines Hit and Run Patrol.

Dear Wolfgang-Thanx for being such a wonderful roommate. What would I do if you didn't sit up and talk to me everytime I come in after 2AM? Thanks for holding up my hair New Years Eve-youre right, I would have flushed myself down the toilet. here's to next year!—Hi-meee

It sounds like she is friends with Ralph too.

Dana W-You are my destiny!—Steve P.

GINO KANG would love to sleep with your mother.

Mark The Shark—Thanx for being such a pal, our door is always open to you: as is our TV(CNN); as are our beds.—Christina and Debbie

James still trying to park those cars,yeah. Rob still trying to be a VH member nad I stay one step ahead.

Kelly-Why don't you transfer to UCSD. UCSB is to far away.—Gerry

A warning to all you pukefaced freshman-Don't irritate me-A Jaded Senior

Hiya Veronika!—Boy, am I glad we met. If it hadn't been for that "great splash" in Chem Lab, my life would've been pretty "non"-entertaining my friend. I'm glad we got to know each other and hopefully we'll see one another for ice cream at the beach!- Your lab buddy, Weffar

Hey we do get all the personals in. Maybe not when you want them but we will get them in

Hi there Mr. Knowbester!!—Well, the end of the year is here and I am glad. Looking forward to spending those "hot" summer months with you. Good Luck with Finals and I'll see you soon.—With Love, Snuggles

Please do not send us stupid comments like this one. You think you are funny, that I'll bet But we won't be the last ones to get wet! We won't print them.

The Tekes demolish San Felipe again next year. Rage!

Hey bladefoot—Get a job!—Pyro

The hoopster from the Heights—I heard your roommate said that he could drink 18-20 beers in an hour. I think we should call bullshit.-Lucky Logger

D--I've missed you so much! Do ya wanna play? I love you!--J

ZZ— You have two things to be proud of this summer. Do it. Don't forget your "reaction to Action" Love ya!T.B.

Hi Gorgeous— You are so AWESOME. I can't wait to see you this weekend. I love you—Cutie

K-you are getting more messages than anyone else nad you do not even go to school here. Not bad for a GU type relationship—G

Desire—Well here we are at it again. Some things never change. Still forever I whisper words unspoken. And melancholy.

Hey, did you see that coyote back there?

TOM RICHARDS— You better get some real clothes before your HP interview.—Gerry

H--Remember the BC Fairy is watching you.

Tracy M— Has the new ned arrived? Have you been waitin anxiously and impatiently?—N-4 buddy

Love or Dependency?

Please Print all or some of these—I heard Rock Hudson was a TKE.Hey TKE's with friends like you who needs enimas? TKE's aren't geeks! They are Dicks!..The new frat—Mama Apple Pie

Bob Gross would love to sleep with Gino's mother or Ricci's sister. Typical TKE remarks.

To all new Freshmen—Welcome to UCSD. Now go home and cry to your Mama.

It's true you can never go home again. Nerds—Get out of HL by 12:00. You are wasting University Funds.

What do you care? Are you getting a cut on the money the school saves? Is this a new scandal?

Hey Andrea, guess what? I have a warm feeling in my heart for someone, but it is moving south. Love ya "N"

Hi Christy!

Mark F.—I Love You—E.S.

Happy Birthday to Kirsten and Paula.—Love, Lisa

I know why pigs stand on their nose!!! To see their poopy clearer!—the Pooper

Serra Hall, For members only-It's great to have you here. You are a cool bunch of people. I' really looking forward to a fantastic year together. Welcome!—The guy at 819

Bathingsuit-Where are you

Speaking of bathingsuits—Did you get ours back form the cabin in Big Bear—G

Hey Courtney-Your Teddy Bear misses you—Jeremiah

Let's get Jeremiah, Ashley, Courtney, Jethro, and Gambi together for a party. Hint Hint

Patrick Fitz:—Thanks for riding my rocky road- I love you mor than sushi! Have a happy day!—Love me

A Cardinal lesson: Learn to say NO.

Hey Missy and Margan want to go on a date? Are your records really that important? You missed it. David

Hey Prince, you are so sexy! Remember you still owe me a trip to San Francisco. Love ya—The Princess

Chris—Voices carry! Better find ou who lives above us.—Jimmy

To the drummer at Warren—You are an awesome drummer, but not such a great neighbor. CAN IT.

To the Gamma Phi Beta— Have you found me a place to stay yet when I come to visit. I'll take you out for ice cream if you do.—You know who

Can I hire you as my personal lawyer for my business?

K— How about a couple bottles of champagne tonight?

Mueller says he is going to ring it up this week. Watch for Air Herrington, Ace, and Mules to rack up the points. The word is just in from Vegas. BSU to win by 12. I'll take that bet any day. Hi Mark— I'm glad that you finally got back from Europe.—Kimmi

Mark— Sorry I've been such a grouch; I'll make it up to you tonight. Love (and other indoor sports)-- S.

Ruth—It's gonna be a great year! Be evil, I like you that way.—Your Roomie

Fuck the Fuckin Diaz Brothers.

LA-Relax! It's not such a bad job. I like it when you are forceful.

Todd H—If you are still around and if you ever wondered, He's almost two now. He looks just like you.—His mother.

Will you marry me?

Heer's to another year of scamming nad studying at HL. Let's keep it clean.

Well now that you are a year older, maybe you can finaly get up the nerve totalk to one of those girls you were staring at last year.

DB—I love you and miss you so much. Stay happy and healthy! Love always,—JB

To that Newport Beach dude who parties naked on weekends- Come party on my beach sometime. It's a private beach-need I say more? Woman

The Koala wants YOU.

Rodolfo-Thanks for all the visits over the summer. But it is great to be back with you all the time. Love Always—Maui

To the girl with the bat tattoo, I really want to get to know you

Appointment Reminder—You have an appointment at the Revelle Provost's Office on Thurs Oct 3 at 11:00./ -Your appointmen tis with Jane.

Steve and Art-457-XXXX The girls from Casino Night—Editors Note:We called this number and we hear these chicks like to party. They'll take calls from anyone.

E.L. in Apt E-2—You are totally sexy and I want your body: Let's get together dude.-55

We almost got caught twice. We better be more careful.

Elizabeth Pennington is the cutest KKG this TKE's ever seen.

Dave Cramer—Nepal in spring of 86? Perhaps Perhaps we should discuss this over coffee sometime!—Amy R.

Robert W—You are so cute and adorable that I can hardly let you out of my sight. You are so damm attractive.—Love K. - Hey Dorit,—You wild woman. Hope you are ready for you 21st, or the after effects. Have a good one. Love—Linda and Kim

To Jeff who I met in the registration line—How's it going? I'm still in D-1. You know what college.

Hey Swimmer Dave—You are a doll.—Too embarrassed to sign my name

Happy B-Day Brian. You deserve it. The Crew

The Clueless Crew will make a joke out of you,

Shahad—Papacito wants you!!

Studly,Chem-E and Chem-E, you guys are great roommates and made my 21st the best! Thanks, with love-Ace.

Kevina—Sorry I have been such a shithead, but you are so easy to give shit to. I still love you—Marshmellow Charcoal Breath—Are those wrinkles below your eyes? It must be you are so over-the-hill. Have you made out your last will and testament yet? Can I have the Vespa? Love—Skin Disease Woman

Mueller—Why aren't you here helping us?

To the folks at Crabtree corner- you are all really pretty bitchen and I know you are gona have a totally radical surfing year in Del Mar. I love you all.

To the men at Mirrored Windows M. B. The bag lady is comming over to dinner next week. She heard you guys were having fish tacos. Marci also heard and they will be arriving together. Also the girl with undereye wrinkles will be over for a burrito.

To the Mission Beach Bag Lady—We have some aluminum cans for you

K— This weekend is worth 5 stars. Only 10 more to go and then the dinners on me. Love—G