Spring 1985, Issue 3

AS Bulletin

Executive Appointments

Campus Line Monitor

A full voting member of the A.S. Council. Responsibilities include making sure lines in the Bookstore, Soft Reserves and Cashier are single file and quiet. Enforce boy/girl alternate ordering, cutting in line, including "backsies" and "frontsies", and give detentions to those who don't comply.

Objectioner

Two votes allotted to this position. Must object to everything positive, such as funding for The Koala. Must be able to bring up obscure points from the AS Constitution as well as cite little known precedents at other UC campuses in order to defeat everything: Attendance required at every meeting.

Special Effects Person

Ability to slink around in a rodent like fashion a definite plus. Duties include agreeing to every demand the Regents and Administration make and then to present these changes to the students as a triumph for the student body. Find topical issues and create the illusion that they- are being dealt with and construct an attractive public image for all those involved in the A.S.

Real President

Must be male.

Source

Administrative Assistant Coordinator - will assist Administrative Coordinator.

Assistant Coordinator in Charge of Human Development - will place wake-up calls.

Public Information Assistant - will put up flyers.

Student Organization Liason - courier for top secret information. Frequent travel, often dangerous.

Committees

We've got a truckload of committees, sub-committees and one-man bands. They are all essential but even more importantly provide that ever so necessary foot in the door on your way to fame and fortune in our wonderful A.S.

External Affairs

Conference Director Enclosure Maintenance

Clear area before meeting, take out trash and straighten chairs after meeting. Can vote every other meeting.

Refreshment Technician

In charge, of donuts, coffee and on-call assignments to Roberto's. Paid, voting position. Duties to be shared with Vice President.

Magicians, drunkards and sex offenders wanted for

THE QUEEN MARY ROSE PARADE

Queen Mary wants you to perform. Pick up your application at The Koala office. Also, enter your float designs.

The ASUCSD Programming Committee is proud to announce the next installment in their American Excitement Series. This week's features:

Film from the Northern American Archery Invitational

The best of the McNeil/Lehrer Report

A1 (Firecracker) Schenk reading the AS minutes

7 p.m. TLH 107, $5 admission.

Attention: Gym steps now available for access to Main Gym or casual lounging on good days. For more information contact UEO or stop by the Student Center.