Rare Phone Sex

If you're getting tired of the same old sex lines, maybe you should try one of these very rare and very real phone sex lines.

1-900-TACO-DOG
"Yo quiero your cock in my tight chihuahua ass!"

If you can find a dog that will talk dirtier to you, we'll give you your money back!

"I'm ready to board your ship."

1-900-GAY-PIR8

"Ahoy mate, come swab my dick."

Jack Lemmon Says, "Arrrg, you can find gayer men and you can find better pirates, but these are the best gay pirates anywhere."

1-900-WET-TARD

Sick of women who know how to say NO?
Tired of babes who can enunciate?
Had enough of phone sex that sounds like sex?
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to screw a retard?

Answer these questions and more at:
1-900-WET-TARD

"Once you've had a wet tard, No other tard will do."

"I'm drooling just thinking about it."