Disclaimer

The views expressed on this website are solely those of The Koala and its members. Many times the views expressed on this website aren't even those of The Koala and its members; rather, they are the views of real live UCSD students who anonymously submit material to us. We simply provide a forum for (hopefully) humorous (and sometimes unpopular) ideas. While the producers of this website are recognized as a campus student media organization at the University of California, San Diego, the views expressed herein do not represent those of Associated Students UCSD (ASUCSD), the University of California, the Regents, their officers, or their employees. Each campus student media organization bears the full legal responsibility for its content.

Now on a serious note: if you have a real problem with something we publish, we encourage you to contact us about it. We're almost all adults here, and contrary to popular belief, we're really not out to harm anyone. It's all in fun. So relax.

Most complaints on articles written and printed by the staff will be acknowledged and if we find that we have been insensitive to our readers, we will issue an apology to those offended. However, in the case of the infamous personals, readers must understand that they are written by their fellow students. We cannot express this enough - WE DO NOT WRITE THE PERSONALS. The personals are an open forum for students to express their opinions and frustrations and do not reflect the views expressed by the Koala.

And if you're under 18 years of age, we're sure you know how important it is to get your parent or guardian's approval before you look at anything that might corrupt you. You don't want to be corrupted, do you? No, of course not. We don't want that either.