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Jizzlam

We wrote an issue of our humor paper critical of fundamentalist Muslims, entitled “Jizzlam.” As a result of our political statements, we were physically attacked on campus, and intimidated by the administration. A group of seven Muslim students even took it upon themselves to show up at Koala members' houses and use a ruse of an emergency down the street to try and entice Koala members to walk into their trap. Thankfully, the ruse failed to work on the first staffer. The second staffer was beaten in the street in front of his house. Thankfully, he had an opportunity to escape before he was seriously injured. The school police, the school administration did nothing. The San Diego Police took a report, and told me, “That’s the price of the using your First Amendment rights.”

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Jizzlam Distribution in the Pictures Section
Magazine at UCSD lampoons Islam
Here the administration admits to confiscating copies of our paper:
Satirical magazine causes uproar on Calif. campus, problems for editors
Our Vice Chancellor on “The Koala's abuse of the Constitutional guarantee of free expression:”