Personals

For those of you initiative takers who like to make a difference, take a stand against violence, insult roommates, rant and rave, break down communicative barriers, or write a senseless paragraph using the grammar of a deaf eight-year-old migrant worker, feel free to send us some personals! All we ask is you use a little tact. And yes, we know that's probably asking too much. Remember: full names are bad because they get us sued. Thanks.

You're also welcome to put party invitations, photo captions, and other feedback that you would only like the Koala Staff to see. The personal submissions are checked multiple times per day.